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FISHING FUNNIES


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donquixotenz
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« on: February 16, 2013, 12:40:18 pm »

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.  Then I saw a little crocodile with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the crocodile couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the crocodile without getting bit.  So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.  His eyes rolled back, he went limp.  I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.  There was that same crocodile with two frogs in his mouth.

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