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FISHING FUNNIES


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donquixotenz
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« on: February 02, 2013, 08:44:44 am »

Perhaps it should be here

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
 
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find   Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
 
"Shit Ron, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
 
"Well, I've been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'
 
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She said she had been reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and she had a devilish look in her eyes!!!
 
She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
 
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
 
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
 
And then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'
 
So . . . . here I am!"
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body.

But rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...

WOW, What a Ride!"

Please note: IMHO and e&oe apply to all my posts.

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