Message #178602

[Kiwithrottlejockey]

Whether the Democrats or the Republicans win the next full election in the U.S.A. is of no concern to me. After all, I live in the opposite corner of the Pacific Ocean from the Jesuslanders. What I find entertaining is the prospect of two years of Democrats in Congress poking red-hot needles under Donald J. Trump's fingernails and his explosive reactions to it all.

You wanna hear something really hilarious? Trump has been copping a shitload of stick over the fact that in almost two years of being president, he has NEVER once visited American troops serving overseas in a hot war zone, unlike all of his predecessors. So, finally, Trump flies out on Christmas Day to Iraq to visit American troops in the field on Boxing Day and guess what happens? The Boxing Day print edition of The New York Times comes out with a major investigative article (see the first post in this thread) taking up the entire FRONT PAGE of the newspaper detailing something which has never been public knowlege before: how Donald J. Trump managed to get that “bone spurs” diagnosis which enabled him to finally dodge the draft for good. It was his Daddy who bribed a podiatrist who rented space in one of Daddy's buildings in Queens, New York. Fred Trump looked after the podiatrist in return for that dodgy diagnosis. Plus, Fred Trump also offered favours to another podiatrist who was on the military draft medical review board. Donald J. Trump will be absolutely seething that his trip to visit troops as Commander in Chief has been oevershadowed by The New York Times' investigative piece showing that “Daddy” got Trump out of serving in Vietnam when Trump always likes people to think he has always been his own self-made man with no nelp from anybody else.

I would love to be a fly-on-the-wall of Trump's quarters onboard Air Force One as he flys back from Iraq to Washington D.C. because Trump will be absolutely seething with rage over that New York Times article. He will be stewing on it all the way home and no doubt the highly-entertaining hateful Twitterstorm is about to hit the world, giving the world something else to laugh at Trump over. Donald J. Trump is the idiot & buffoon who keeps on giving perpetually throughout his presidency. It will be interesting to see what historians write about him in decades to come.