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ROFLMAO… Stormy Daniels has written a book… about Donald J. Trump's needle-dick…


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« on: September 20, 2018, 08:06:40 pm »


from The Guardian…

Is it acceptable to laugh at Donald Trump's mushroom?

Any guilt over enjoying Stormy Daniels's revelation should
be weighed against how Trump's policies hurt women.


By HADLEY FREEMAN | 1:43PM BST — Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Not so super Mario … an artist's impression of Little Donald. — Illustration: Nintendo.
Not so super Mario … an artist's impression of Little Donald. — Illustration: Nintendo.

I SEE Stormy Daniels has a book out and everyone's talking about a certain aesthetic judgment she makes. Is this really where we are now: judging how penises look? — James, by email.

Yes. So, for anyone who has been living under a rock for the past 36 hours, Daniels has indeed written a book in which she describes the president's penis as “smaller than average … like the mushroom character in Mario Kart”. Try to enjoy your Nintendo Switch now, people.

This, of course, is not the first time we have had cause to discuss Donald Trump's genitals. Marco Rubio started this in the 2016 election when he made some crack about Trump's “small hands”. Trump, doing America proud, excitedly seized on this and used a Republican nominations debate to assure the American people there “is no problem, I guarantee”. Honestly, it was like the Founding Fathers all over again. Write a musical about that, Lin-Manuel Miranda. (Adorably, Rubio was last seen on Twitter, complaining “sign of our times … the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets, etc. Who made that decision???” The same guy who decided it was totally fine to talk about penis size in a presidential election, Marco.)

But back to Trump. Is it right that the world is now laughing at his penis? Well, given that Trump made a fortune from Miss America, which is all about reducing women to their various anatomical parts and judging them accordingly, this all feels like a rather pleasing O Henry story. No Mr America crown for you, Mr President. Only men with penises shaped like Luigi get that accolade. And there is some poetic justice in the world now laughing at Trump's penis when he is currently trying to get Brett Kavanaugh on to the supreme court, primarily — as far as I can tell — to overturn Roe versus Wade. You want to control women's vaginas, Donald? We'll laugh at your penis. Men are afraid that women will laugh at them and women are afraid that men will kill them, as the Margaret Atwood quote goes. And given that banning abortion, as Trump wishes to do, will end up costing women's lives, it seems fair enough that we get to laugh at him. It’s not exactly a quid pro quo, but it will do.

Shall I go further? I think I shall: when I hear men — a gender that has spent the past, oh, several millennia, explicitly discussing the appearance of women's breasts, butts, legs, etc — suddenly affecting horror at the idea of a woman laughing at a man's penis, well, I hear a certain music on the wind, and that music is a tune played by the world's smallest violin. (Any man who wishes to write in with a #notallmen-type complaint is welcome to write it down on a piece of paper, roll it up tight and stick it in any aperture on his anatomy where the sun does not shine.)

But enough of him (and little him), let's look at Stormy Daniels herself. I am currently listening to a podcast (so zeitgeisty, me) called Slow Burn, which examines the Bill Clinton impeachment scandal. Now, if anyone out there needs a reminder in how women accused of having affairs with male politicians are traditionally treated, then Slow Burn will provide it. “Cheap”, “trashy”, “slutty” are just some of the words used about the women Clinton was accused of harassing or sleeping with — and that was just from the ostensible good guys. The New York Times' Maureen Dowd described Monica Lewinsky as “the girl who was too tubby to be in the high school ‘in’ crowd”. Erica Jong famously snarked: “My dental hygienist pointed out that she has third-stage gum disease.” You see, guys? We are not only mean to you. We’ve been horrible to women for almost as long as you have.

Much has been written about Daniels's refusal to be shamed. But what is really remarkable about her is how she's turned the whole narrative around. Not only will she not be humiliated — she will humiliate him. And why not, damn it? She wasn't the married one. She is not the one with the power to ruin women's lives by banning global abortion funding and defunding Planned Parenthood while having bragged in the past how, when you're a star, you can grab women “by the pussy”. He is. While we may well live in a post-shame era, Daniels knows how to hurt Trump. And given how much Trump is hurting women, I think this is one instance in which we can indulge in some guiltless body-shaming. Go get him, Stormy.


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Hadley Freeman is a Guardian columnist and features writer.

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/sep/19/donald-trump-mushroom-acceptable-to-laugh
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2018, 12:02:00 am »

shes been such a busy porn star for years and sucked so many dicks as she is a constant cum bucket how would remember trumps
who cares about anything she has to say shes more than likely full of bullshit
she could teach you a few tricks
shes an old worn out snapper who wants to sell a book hahaha
i wouldnt touch her with a forty foot pole with a health inspecter on the end of it
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2018, 11:47:39 am »


Well....Trump lusted after her....and fucked her.

I guess he needs women he pays 'cause normal women would piss themselves with laughter when they see his needle-dick.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2018, 12:22:48 pm »


from The Washington Post…

Stormy Daniels's memoir: Funny, vulgar, brash and believable

Besides offering dirt on Donald Trump, Daniels also challenges attitudes
about ambitious, self-promoting women.


By JILL FILIPOVIC | 8:00AM EDT — Friday, September 21, 2018

Stormy Daniels speaks during a ceremony in her honor in West Hollywood, California, in May. — Photograph: Mike Blake/Reuters.
Stormy Daniels speaks during a ceremony in her honor in West Hollywood, California, in May. — Photograph: Mike Blake/Reuters.

STORMY DANIELS would like to set the record straight, and the first thing she wants you to know is that she didn't want to be here. She hates public speaking. She kept the bad sex she had with Donald Trump a secret, even from her husband, and even after some of the people she loves most in the world begged her to come forward to save the republic. She's not a gold digger or an attention seeker or a bimbo looking for her 15 minutes. And she's definitely not a liar.

That is the current that runs through Daniels's new book, Full Disclosure which publishes on October 2. (The Washington Post obtained an early copy.) Daniels knows we're all interested in the juicy bits about Trump, but she doesn't get there until several chapters in, after detailing a dysfunctional childhood in Louisiana with an uninterested and then absent father and a mother who falls apart as a result. She is repeatedly raped at age 9 by a child molester, and when she finally tells a school counselor, her story isn't believed. Her mother pretends it never happened, fearing that the assaults will be blamed on negligent parenting. Hers is a childhood marked by indifferent and sometimes callous adults, and she has to prove her basic worth again and again.

Daniels eventually finds solace in horseback riding, which helps her pull away from a life that felt inevitable, a theme she comes back to many times as she considers the absurdity of her current situation (“I should be living in a trailer back in Louisiana, with six kids and no teeth,” she writes in the book's prologue, as she instead prepares to accept the keys to the city as West Hollywood proclaims Stormy Daniels Day). Her fixation on riding means she avoids drinking, drugs and sex, all parts of a normal teenage social life, but things that can short-circuit plans of escape for those lower on the socio-economic rungs. “I would see yet another girl who lived around me suddenly pregnant and would say to myself silently, Can't ride a horse if you're pregnant.”

That focus also animates Daniels's professional life, as she starts stripping in high school (focusing on consistent clients rather than gravitating to one-time big tippers), moves on to more-profitable stripping road shows and then tries the adult-film industry. She seeks to write and later direct adult films, and finds quick success.

She is ambitious and bright, and that comes through — she doesn't just show us, she tells us, repeatedly mentioning that she graduated from a magnet high school, that she has a photographic memory and that she's smarter than you think. She misses few opportunities to emphasize the loyalty of her fan base — even more so now, as so many people plead with her to save the world as we know it. She name-drops and self-promotes and says how good she is at the many things she does well. As she recalls conversations, she's always the one shutting down her adversary with a perfect zinger (or what she thinks is a great zinger but a younger reader will interpret as a classic mom joke, if your mom cursed a lot, liked bad metal, and named her boobs Thunder and Lightning). She implies that she was somehow preordained for the prominent history-shaping role she currently occupies.

Reading Daniels's book, I found myself alternately appreciating her crass and self-aware humor, and cringing at her shameless self-aggrandizement. It struck me, repeatedly, that she's a bit like the female flipside of Trump: fixated on her greatness, unabashedly bragging about her achievements and a touch vain.

I suspect many readers will feel the same. I also suspect this says more about us than it does about Daniels.




It is her autobiography, after all, and unlike Trump, she doesn't puff up her life story or pretend to be anything she's not. She is simply a woman who doesn't play by the feminine rule-book of crediting others, even when it's not deserved, and shying away from anything that might resemble ambition, pride or self-promotion. Narcissism is unappealing no matter who it comes from, and it is potentially dangerous when a pathological narcissist has significant power over others as, say, the president of the United States. It is also over-diagnosed in women by armchair psychologists. As I found myself comparing Daniels to Trump, I also became shamefully aware that even the most feminist-minded among us often are viscerally repelled when we witness women who are unvarnished in their normal human self-interest.

Beyond the grounds for potential campaign finance violations, it's this more profound examination of our subtler biases that Daniels has brought about. Her rags-to-riches story tacks a familiar course, but she got there via sex and brazen power-seeking — things women are not supposed to be quite so blatant about. Women like Daniels are rarely heroes, least of all when they take on powerful men. It is deep-seated, this assumption of deceitfulness and greed in women who are sexually forthcoming. Good women don't do that, so the ones who do must be bad. Strippers pretend to like you, prostitutes pretend to enjoy sleeping with you, porn stars pretend that what they do on film is like the sex real people have. Never mind that they're all being paid to uphold (mostly) men's fantasies; there is disgust wrapped up with the desire, a sense in which men feel free to use their money to incentivize female behavior that pleases them, and then deem that same behavior inauthentic and the women who engage in it greedy liars. (If they'll do that, what won't they do?)

That Daniels is taking on a man who ascended to power on the fumes of conspiracy theories and who lies with a depth and frequency heretofore unseen in a president complicates this narrative. It forces all of us to take a look at the judgments we level at certain types of women, whether they're Stormy Daniels or Hillary Clinton, whether they're too sexy or too competitive or too ambitious. Daniels is one vehicle through which women are seeing in sharper focus just how much expectations of female deference still shape our paths and the possibilities for our lives.

Now that she's wealthy and famous, Daniels's story should be one of redemption, wherein Stormy goes from hooker with a heart of gold to soft, maternal and quiet (to be clear, Daniels never worked as a prostitute, but her detractors paint her as such). She should find true meaning in motherhood; she should take on the polite trappings of the middle class.

Instead, she writes that pregnancy sucked, she got really fat, and she demanded that her husband do porn, too, so that if they ever got divorced he couldn't use her job against her in a custody battle. She conceals the Trump fling from him. He struggles with mental health issues, and their marriage falls apart under the glare of the public eye. She clearly adores her daughter but also very obviously loves her job, and is proud of the success she's had in her industry. Yes, she was raped as a little girl, but she maintains that didn't drive her to porn.

She is vulgar and candid in the way lovably brassy women always are, sharing the farcical and just-too-much, from descriptions of Trump's genitals and personal grooming habits (Pert Plus up top, not enough attention down below) to an aside about shaving a part of her husband's body that is unprintable in a family newspaper. For her, the most notable part of the Michael Cohen hearings, which Daniels went to watch, was that her tampon nearly overflowed: “I was wearing this light skirt, and that was what would be all over the front page the next day. STORMY DANIELS, SHOT IN THE ASS. Tragic.” (She makes it to the bathroom before tragedy strikes.)

There are not many women who can walk this line without making themselves the butt of the joke or being self-effacing enough to maintain likability. Daniels is having none of that, and in doing so, she loosens the straitjacket of acceptable femininity a touch more. She is not particularly self-deprecating. She likes making money and doesn't feel even a bit bad that she capitalized on this crazy story to make a buck — especially since she initially chose to tell it, for free, to reputable venues, knowing that a reputation for honesty is more valuable than a tabloid payday. Her book is not exactly a gripping read or a remarkable piece of literature, but it's blunt, funny and authentic. She is all the things women are not supposed to be. And yet you like her — not in spite of her rule-breaking but for it. Perhaps more important, when you read her story, you believe her.


__________________________________________________________________________

• Jill Filipovic is a journalist and a lawyer, and the author of The H-Spot: The Feminist Pursuit of Happiness.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/stormy-danielss-memoir-funny-vulgar-brash-and-believable/2018/09/20/03f0dc6c-bcf3-11e8-8792-78719177250f_story.html
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2018, 12:46:24 pm »

i dont believe the whore
 i would rather believe you are the offspring of your mother being fucked by a rabid dog
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2018, 01:50:14 pm »

i dont believe the whore
 i would rather believe you are the offspring of your mother being fucked by a rabid dog


Yep....that's the sort of reply I'd expect from a stupid Trump supporter.

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Best decision they've made for a long, long time.
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2018, 02:31:46 pm »

i see you are now for nazi's
cant wait till they make you wear a pink star of david
and then exterminate you ugly arse
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2018, 02:16:15 am »

Stormy Daniels Is A Cum Dumpster bet you could teach her a few things

we all know you have a thing for dick
you might be queer as a clockwork orange

the left are babies they call everyone silly names that dont mean shit

PC=PERVERTED CRAP

silly names from stupid white trash people
ok white boy
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2018, 05:00:02 pm »

why dont you put a picture in here of your dick so i can have a real laugh Grin

only me and you will see it because nobody except you and me come in here
time to shut down your sick screwed up mindfucked news group for hate speech Wink
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2018, 08:44:43 pm »


Tiny hands = tiny dick.

That's Donald J. Trump to a T.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2018, 08:34:25 pm »

come on bigboy show us your gi-ant dick Grin
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