Why not just openly state you are shutting down the board and you peep on people's private messages like a freak?
I didn't peek at anybody's private messages (even if I logged-in as an administrator, something I haven't done for about three or four years [and I'd struggle to even remember what the password is now], I couldn't access anybody's private messages). The stupid dumbarse who sent the message (presumably intending to send it to YOU and/or SEXY) sent it to me instead.
Faaaaaaark.....what a stupid clown/idiot. You'd have to be totally & completely fucked-in-the-head to fuck up like that!!
HILARIOUS!!!