Trump Wins The Clinton And All Her Crony's Go To Prison ?

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Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave When First We Practice To Deceive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_196718387&feature=iv&src_vid=YWsDln1Ksd0&v=GzYrqRM8MhA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_13062627&feature=iv&src_vid=GzYrqRM8MhA&v=YWsDln1Ksd0

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You think that is a joke?

Click on the picture and find out.

Only in North America, eh?

I reckon it is the sort of snake oil Donald Trump would market if he thought he could get away with it.

Except that somebody has already gotten away with it....there is obviously a lot of STUPID people in Canada and America.

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Organic Gatorade asks: How stupid are you?

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist | 4:53PM PDT - Tuesday, September 20, 2016


Organic Gatorade! It's like removing the artificial flavor from meth.
Dear America: Screw you. Love, PepsiCo.

ANSWER: VERY STUPID! Or at least, flagrantly disinterested. Irrationally trusting? Efficiently dumb? Here's the thing: It doesn't really matter, and they don't really care.

Surely you already know? The corporate manufacturers of unhealthy, childish, insulting products like the new and rather nasty Organic Gatorade — or, for that matter, gluten-free water, or fat-free cookies or organic candy bars or low-tar cigarettes, et al — they are gleefully aware that huge swaths of Americans don't have the time, the wherewithal or, best of all, the fundamental aptitude required to check into the spurious health claims or bullshit sloganeering of every revolting neon-blue sugar-water they hurl at them.

Call it the Trump Strategy: It's where you shamelessly bombard the culture (or the media, or a voting bloc, or religious zealots) with so much poison, and so quickly, no one can possibly parse it fast enough and call you out on your bullshit, before you're already smashing them over the head with the next gutless offense.

So it is that “Organic Gatorade” now actually exists, and of course, much like Coca-Cola's massive Vitamin Water scam, it is nothing short of laughable trash. PepsiCo claims it now contains organic sugarcane where the non-organic stuff used to be — which, let’s admit, does have significant environmental advantages, if not health — and it's all coupled to the same tiny handful of salt and “natural” flavors and all the obesity-causing nonsense it had before. Are you duped? They're counting on it.


Gatorade: Scamming athletes for nearly 50 years.


Football causes brain damage. Gatorade causes obesity and ill health and is nothing but over-sweet, glorified sugar
water that costs pennies to make and isn't the slightest bit good for you, organic or otherwise. A perfect match!

Why did Gatorade go “organic”, if it's so obviously a marketing scam and it's still the same nauseatingly over-sweet, diabetes-accelerating sugar water it ever was? That's easy: Because studies are showing that more Americans really are paying more attention to ingredients and labels, seeking out essential keywords like “organic” and “all natural” and “healthy”, hoping that they actually mean something, that the FDA and the USDA will stand up to the thousands of shameless mega-corporations who are casually lying and screwing people over like feral hogs, because capitalism.

That Trump comparison, by the way? Not even remotely disingenuous. Trump is essentially employing the exact same tactic on his slavering followers that PepsiCo and Coca-Cola, Taco Bell and the NRA and McDonald's and purveyors of similar poisons use on your intelligence — which is to say, manipulating, whoring, lying to your face, selling you a pile of grossly branded nonsense and calling it nourishing, when it is the exact opposite.

Hey, I get it. This isn't exactly new. If you're reading this right now, you likely already understand adding “organic” to Gatorade is like adding “gluten-free” to heroin or “natural flavorings” to genital warts.

It also means you're miles from PepsiCo's target market, which is the mal-educated, the trusting, the poor, the millions of Americans innocently scanning the hilariously noxious aisle of bright purple/blue/pink/orange plastic-bottled cancers at Safeway or at a million convenience stores across the country, and, spotting the word “organic” and thinking it might actually mean something positive, will waste their three bucks in PepsiCo's direction.


Coca-Cola's billion-dollar scam.

It's just capitalism at work, of course. It's just what we do. Anything truly healthy, honest, spiritually connected, authentically sourced, deeply nourishing that catches the public's attention — and which often costs almost nothing to begin with, like water — will be instantly co-opted, repackaged and sold back to you at a 10,000% markup (hi, coconut water), as “organic” — which actually did mean something quite valuable and important not too long ago — gets diluted even further, pummeled into corporate-branded gibberish.

Meanwhile! Do you really want to quench your thirst? Drink a glass of tap water. Need to replace those “valuable electrolytes” after a sweaty workout, the ones Gatorade lies about replenishing? Throw in a teaspoon of salt. Add a squeeze of lemon for flavor.

Total cost? About four cents. Middle finger from PepsiCo? Priceless.



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http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2016/09/20/organic-gatorade-asks-how-stupid-are-you

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Report: Indictment ‘Likely’ in Clinton Foundation FBI Investigation





NEW YORK CITY, New York — Fox News Special Report anchor Bret Baier reported Wednesday that two sources with “intimate knowledge” of the Clinton Foundation FBI investigation say that an indictment is “likely” down the road in the case.
“I pressed again and again on this very issue, and these sources said, ‘Yes, the investigations will continue,’” if Hillary Clinton defeats Donald Trump on election day, Baier said Wednesday night. His sources added, as he said, “There is a lot of evidence.”

“And barring some obstruction in some way, they believe they’ll continue to likely an indictment,” Baier said.

Baier made the bombshell announcement in an appearance with his fellow anchor on Brit Hume’s program On The Record, after earlier on his own program breaking the news that the FBI was indeed investigating the Clinton Foundation and the investigation was expansive, wide-reaching, and has gone on for a year.

Twin reports—from Fox’s Baier and from CNN’s Pamela Brown, who along with her fellow CNN Justice Department correspondent Evan Perez said she talked with a dozen sources in positions of knowledge—confirmed that the criminal investigation into the Clinton Foundation is active, ongoing, and expansive at the FBI. It has apparently been going on for a year, and politically motivated officials at the Department of Justice—controlled by Attorney General Loretta Lynch—have reportedly tried repeatedly to shut it down. But according to another bombshell report from the Wall Street Journal on Wednesday night, FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe would not shut it down, calling it a “validly predicated investigation” in conversations with DOJ officials.

Jason Miller, senior communications adviser to GOP presidential nominee Donald J. Trump’s campaign, issued a blistering a statement in response to the news:

Today’s reports that the FBI has an open investigation into the Clinton Foundation shows the true extent of the corrupt Clinton cash machine. Even more concerning than that is the fact that the Obama Department of Justice is refusing to allow an overt investigation until after the election. Not only is it completely disqualifying for a candidate for president to be facing two separate FBI investigations less than a week before the election, but the fact that the Obama Administration is so blatantly trying to tip the scales of justice toward Clinton should give every American pause.

A Clinton campaign spokesman has not responded to a Breitbart News request for comment in response to Baier’s report of a likely indictment looming after the election.

The FBI investigation into the Clinton Foundation is separate from, but running parallel to, the now reopened criminal investigation into Clinton’s illicit home-brew email server that she set up in violation of State Department guidelines.

http://www.breitbart.com/

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