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Keith Richards makes Death his “bitch”

« on: January 24, 2016, 11:56:34 am »

from The Daily Mash....

Keith Richards tells Death to sling his hook

Friday, 15 January 2016

Rolling Stones guitarist KEITH RICHARDS.

KEITH RICHARDS has told Death to move along.

The 72 year-old Rolling Stones guitarist admitted that, after a week of terrible news, Death may be ‘getting ideas’, but stressed he remained bafflingly healthy.

Richards said: “I made Death my bitch after he tried to kill me for the ninth time.”

“Anyway, this week he seems a bit scythe-happy when it comes to cherished performers, but I would strongly advise him not to waste his time.”

“There is nothing to see here.”

He added: “It's almost as if Death is trying to put together a cracking little dinner party. I hate dinner parties.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/keith-richards-tells-death-to-sling-his-hook-20160115105366


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