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Why Sentence Structure is so IMPORTANT


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« on: January 29, 2009, 05:39:02 pm »

Why Sentence structure is so important...

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Joan or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.  Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next
morning.

Joan came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.  She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: ' Joan, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off ?' she said. 'I feel like shit.'
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 05:41:27 pm »

hahahahahahaha

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 05:42:57 pm »

Lol... good one!
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 06:07:46 pm »

The boss, of course, then decided not to sack anybody, sell his Jaguar and his holiday home in Hawaii, take a pay cut, stop playing golf three days a week and instead work to keep the company afloat.

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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 06:18:54 pm »

And shag Joan - clearly she was open to the idea!
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 06:29:57 pm »

Okay, if you insist, he can shag Joan - but not on company time..... Grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 09:10:28 pm »

If the boss stopped playing golf and worked in his company he may not need any staff and he would be too tired to shag Joan.
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 10:09:48 pm »

Crikey, Brownie, without Joan who'd make the coffee, sharpen the pencils and collect the mail?   Huh
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 10:11:51 pm »

Well he would have to get his missus in or if she has taken off with Jack maybe his old mother. 
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