dragontamer
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« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2012, 01:47:21 pm » |
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This was Reuben's post from a week or so ago... (edited for names)
So I guess my story began when I got home and Miss DT walks out of her room holding the kitten. She presents him to me and says "here you can take him he's being a sod". I said "aww poor kitty come here" and put him on my shoulder. Things were fine, but then I got bored of trying to balance him so I tried to grab him. Kitten then puts a claw through my t shirt and into my back. In pain I lean towards the couch hoping he would jump off, to that he then proceeds to put another claw into my back. It was so painful and, he had me fucked cause I can't reach my back. I jumped around in a last effort to remove him. He then puts all for paw/claw assembly into my back. I fell over in defeat. Kitten then walks away purring. .
Today I was taken down by a kitten. . .
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