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HisMajesty
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« on: March 11, 2009, 03:33:14 pm »


Dear Agony Aunt and Uncle,
I have an embarrassing problem that I have found hard to talk about but I'm encouraged by the belief that it affects many other men as well.
I have been with HerMajesty for many years and our sexual life has been superb. However, I'm now starting to feel that I put far more effort into our carnal life than she does. In many occasions of intimacy, she would finish off and go to sleep leaving me wanting more. Sometimes she wouldn't even last for an hour.
I sometimes feel she is in only love with my physical form and is not willing to go the extra yard.
It's a sensitive issue and I'm scared of upsetting her if I bring it up.
Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Embarrassedly yours,

HisMajesty
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 05:46:28 pm »

OMG that reminds me - i had a ph call the other morning from a mate, it was 3.15am, she needed collecting from the hosp.  I went and got her.  She was walking funny    I cracked up laughing at her!!

She tells me she had a one night stand/casual sex thing.  He was digging around inside her (her words) and all of a sudden she was in real bad pain.  He removed his digits covered in blood!!   Shocked  She kept bleeding.  So she got him to drop her off at the hosp.  He had scratched her severly inside  Undecided

She had to have 6 stitches!!   Grin

OOOOOO the story took her half an hour to tell me cos rolling round in the carpark pissing myself!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 06:29:40 pm »

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe you need to take into account the age factor ?

maybe time for some toys ?
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 07:04:48 pm »

Dear HM. 

Let the poor woman lay down once in a while.  Sheesh.

Agony Aunt.
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 10:19:48 pm »

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe you need to take into account the age factor ?

maybe time for some toys ?

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I've given up on blow-up dolls a few years ago...DURING MY TEENAGE YEARS!
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HisMajesty
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 10:22:54 pm »

Dear HM. 

Let the poor woman lay down once in a while.  Sheesh.

Agony Aunt.


Agony aunt, what about my needs? She may be busy and tired but all I'm asking for is a few hours of intimacy every night...that's all!
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 10:29:57 am »

HisMajesty ... i have re-read your question and have realised its all about you and what you want


now unless you are prepared to take matters into your own hands stand up be a man and discuss this issue then it wall never get resolved

im sure you have in the past spoken with HerMajesty on delicate issues so whats the difference here ?

hard and harsh i know but thems the breaks

Agony Uncle

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 01:25:05 pm »

Dear Agony Uncle
Thank you for your suggestion. I was hoping for a quick fix to HerMajesty's problem, however.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2009, 04:00:11 pm »

i would have thought by now that you would have realised that there is no  quick fix to HerMajesty's problem

women are complex creatures and a quickie is never the solution ...

as i said before this so called problem is all about you and what you want and unless you talk to her indoors the problem, if there is one will eat away at you until you do something ...

have you considered reducing your dose of Viagra ?

perhaps your wanting more is a result of too much Viagra ?

her finishing off should indicate that enough is enough .....

your not the Energiser Bunny

Agony Uncle
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 07:42:16 pm »

your not the Energiser Bunny



I was getting to that.  Neither is she. 

If you don't fancy several weeks on the sofa I suggest a compromise.  Treat her like the Godess she is.  You'll be suprised how quickly she will be able to revive her lustiness for you when she is showered in non-sexual attention. 

It's hard for a woman to go from a household drudge to a sex siren.  It gets more difficult as familiarity with ones partner (and his unfailing ability to make a mess) increases.  If you want to hold onto the lust you have to bullshit your way through.  Be the Love Slave, not the lust broker.  Oh, and clean up after yourself.  That goes a long way to making her feel special.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 07:58:53 pm »


Well thank you Agony Aunt and Uncle. I've always struggled with the amount of passion I possess and am capable of. I'll try to get a hobby that will help reduce my energy levels to 'one hour a day'.
I was thinking hunting tornados...any suggestions?

Desperately yours

HisMajesty
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 09:44:12 pm »

Dear HisMajesty,
   Where do you live
          Love Brownie

             
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 10:50:57 pm »

Dear HisMajesty,
   Where do you live
          Love Brownie


Dear Brownie ....

you maybe a Global Moderator however it doesnt give you the right through this column into try and pick up a date with a disturbed member

please look elsewhere on the www to satisfy your desires

Agony Uncle
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 11:06:31 pm »

I was only going to offer a cup of ea and a chat...true!
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 11:53:28 pm »

Dear Brownie ... I  have many a distraught person write to me saying that it all started with " ea and a chat " and now he or she has left me ..

just because im am dealing with someone called HisMajesty DOES not imply he is rich...

stop trying to be a gold digger HisMajesty is no 007 !!

you are becoming a twin set and pearls predatory vixen and it is not helping in the slightest

i will not enter into anymore correspondence with you on this matter and you will cease to flood my column with suggestive messages

it is not good for HisMajesty to have conflicting matters placed before him.

Agony Uncle Newtown-Fella

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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?


« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2009, 12:21:03 am »

oh ok     Kiss
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2009, 02:06:53 pm »

"pick up a date with a disturb[ed] member"

Story of my life!


Agony Uncle, I understand where you're coming from...not sure the deprecatory statements about me are helping though!







Brownie55, call me! Tea and chat sounds tops. I'll bring the sugar, sugar! 
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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2009, 04:44:25 pm »

Men and women have different sex drives. IHMO women just don't want it as often.

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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 11:18:46 pm »

HisMajesty is over emphasising his issues.  She is the one with the problem.  HisMajesty!  If you really wanted her to 'alter her position', get her a toy-boy, HM sir.  Kiss
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 01:01:16 am »

His majesty ... is your problem with her majesty concluded well?  I hope you let her out to explore her own needs.  Is the pharmacy far away? Wink
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2009, 11:55:04 pm »



Thank you all for your suggestions. I'm working on deflating my performance and expectations...
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2009, 04:19:27 pm »

see HM sometimes 3 in a bed is one too many ...

im pleased that you are deflating the blowup doll ...

things should improve from here on in ...

Agony Uncle
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