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Title: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on July 26, 2009, 09:00:21 am
Once more R Macaw the crookedest rugby captain still alive proves to the world that his team is pretty hopeless when we play the worlds premier World cup winning team, the Springboks

I awoke to find that my team the AB's had lost again to the Springboks. What a bunch of ninnies we have. Surely we should bring in some of our Netball girls to show them how to muscle up and win.


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Crusader on July 26, 2009, 06:52:42 pm
And you could do better?


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on July 27, 2009, 06:37:29 am
I sure could and I am over 70!


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on July 28, 2009, 05:17:20 am
I will have a chat to my old mates at the Girlwatch club to see if we can get three or four of us to bolster the ABs when they next play the mighty Springboks


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Kiwithrottlejockey on July 30, 2009, 03:01:55 pm
And you could do better?

Ignore Gommie....he's full of shit, anyway!  ;D

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Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on July 30, 2009, 03:18:11 pm
I care and so do 4 million kiwis.
We all care about the ABs.
Some selfcentred creeps do not care about the AB's and that includes the mater arser ktj


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on August 12, 2009, 06:47:13 am
Hope springs eternal from the fluttering breast. Dan Carter is back. We now have a chance of redemption on the paddock.
Go the AB's - how us how to beat the Boks this time  ::) ;)


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Magpie on August 24, 2009, 10:50:31 am
Can there be any creature in this world more loathsome than a 70-year-old Boer?


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Lovelee on August 24, 2009, 12:06:42 pm
As far as Im concerned Dan Carter played a shit game!  He may have assisted in scoring points on Saturday, but a couple of his kicks were so far off the mark he couldnt have been called a professional.  When he kicked well - the announcers exclaimed Hes back!!  how superb!!  But he showed hes simply average.


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on August 31, 2009, 09:55:42 pm
No amount of wishing and throwing the bones can turn the AB's into a winning team against the boks. Nor a can a pisswilly magpie moth fly against the storm


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on September 13, 2009, 07:19:48 am
No amount of wishing and throwing the bones can turn the AB's into a winning team against the Boks.

You may as well pee against the wind and get covered in it now,


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on September 14, 2009, 03:31:37 pm
I have it on good authority that the ALL BLACK God is not very effective.


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Crusader on September 17, 2009, 11:03:24 am
How the hell does Joe Rokocoko still remain in the All Blacks? Nemia Tialata is back in the side? Adam Thompson may be a star player in the NPC against average players but he has already shown he cannot make the step up to Test level. Selecting an untested lock in Tom Donelly to solve the lineout woes?
After seeing the team that was just selected to take on the Aussies in the final Tri Nations game that will determine who the wooden spooners are, makes me very scared. As already proven this year - more Canterbury players = a winning team, not less!!!


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Sir Blodsnogger on September 18, 2009, 03:52:23 am
In that last game against the Boks we actually had the winning of them BUT our coach is too blind to read a game properly. If we had kicked long and ahead of the wings earlier we would have beaten that marvellous green and Gold team

Thems the breaks


Title: Re: All Blacks prove they cant cut it with the best
Post by: Kiwithrottlejockey on September 26, 2009, 03:17:06 pm

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