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Title: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 04, 2009, 09:24:15 pm
Lurks in.

Bare room.

Lurks out.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 04, 2009, 09:25:00 pm
Lurks in.

Drags sofa to middle of room.

Lurks out.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 04, 2009, 09:27:11 pm
Lurks in.

Hangs dart board from back wall.

Lurks out.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: chevy on February 04, 2009, 10:07:57 pm
lurks in goes straight to Fridge looking for cold beer to celebrate house warming of new XNC2 pr should we call it XNC3? lol


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 04, 2009, 10:26:42 pm
Lurks in

Makes sure pool table is level and ready.

Lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 04, 2009, 11:10:12 pm
Lurks in, finds a nice dark corner and goes to sleep...


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Brownie55 on February 04, 2009, 11:57:19 pm
Lurks in wonders how Chevy found a fridge in a bare room. Trips over Dazza asleep in the corner.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 05, 2009, 08:53:52 am
Lurks in

(http://www.hgsc.bcm.tmc.edu/downloads/graphics/Bang.jpg)

Tryna wake up Daz!

Lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 05, 2009, 09:19:19 am
Wakes up startled.... wonders why he has brusies everywhere.... and what the hell was that noise!?... it's too early... where the hell am I?....
Looks for the coffee... discovers the milk is off.... someone left the fridge open...
Bloody kids.

It's going to be a crappy day.... Lurks out - grumpy.
(http://www.smfboards.com/Smileys//smf/tickedoff.gif)


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 05, 2009, 01:21:28 pm
Lurks in

Puts flowers in the empty vase and dusts the window ledges

KIWI - you were asked to do that last night  :D

Lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 05, 2009, 02:03:01 pm
Lurks in

Sets up the 50" LCD TV, my-sky HDI, Stereo, Playstation 3, HDD DVD player.  Puts down a plate of fresh home-made triple choc-chip muffins on the new coffee table.  Pats the lurk room cats.  Puts Barry Manilow on the stereo and turns the volume up high.  Smirks and runs

Lurks out really really fast.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 05, 2009, 02:10:52 pm
CATS??????????????


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 05, 2009, 02:22:48 pm
Lurks in

Sniggers at lovelee crouched in the corner surrounded by cats.  Turns Barry Manilow off.  Puts Singstar Abba on the PS3. Plonks down in welly's lazyboy chair and starts singing Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee at the top of her voice.  Watches lovelee grimace in pain at the noise.  Smirks

Lurks out



Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 05, 2009, 02:28:03 pm
Lurks in.

Nods with satisfaction.

Lurks out.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 05, 2009, 02:28:36 pm
Im more into loyalty  8)

(http://www.myhappyfeet.net/sharing/pic21538.jpg)


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Shef on February 05, 2009, 07:22:43 pm
*lurks in* changes "Gimme gimme gimme" to "Dancing Queen" sings very loudly and (p'robly) off key - using one of the flowers out of the vase as a mke. Hears someone at the door and


*lurks out* (in search of her silk pantsuit that fitted her in the 70's)


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 05, 2009, 07:27:57 pm
Lurks in.

Puts '70's remix in CD player.

Lurks out bopping to Bay City Rollers "Little Willy Won't Go Home"


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 05, 2009, 08:06:58 pm
Lurks in

Swipes the last piece of pizza that dragontamer left.  Grabs lovelee's last can of coke.  Breaks Bay City Rollers CD.  Turns tv on.  Sees that rainbow is on.  Settles down to watch rainbow.  Hears lovelee coming up the stairs calling out for her can of coke

Lurks out of the window PDQ


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 05, 2009, 08:44:16 pm
Lurks in ..

Finds the bourbon - looks for the coke

Ah ha


Lurks out hunting down Wellie
(Ive got too much of a headache tonight - I couldnt cope with the noise in biteback)


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 05, 2009, 08:51:18 pm
Lurks in sneakily

Leaves a can of coke for lovelee's bourbon.  Hides in a secluded to watch lovelees face when she sees that the can is empty.

Doesn't lurk out yet.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Brownie55 on February 05, 2009, 09:00:12 pm
Lurks in, hides my bottle whiskey behind the couch for later, lurks out.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 05, 2009, 09:04:52 pm
Still lurking

Sneaks out of hidey hole, grabs Brownies bottle of whiskey and empties it into lovelees empty coke can.  Decides it would be safer not to be in the lurkers room at the moment.

Lurks out.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Brownie55 on February 05, 2009, 10:39:37 pm
Lurks in ready for a quiet whiskey, finds empty bottle, sits down and cries, falls asleep.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 05, 2009, 10:46:09 pm
Lurks in

Sees brownie passed out and the empty bottle.  Nods sagely.  Places AA card under her left hand.  Places her right hand on whiskey bottle.

Lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Newtown-Fella on February 06, 2009, 12:32:02 am
Agony Uncle checks in and wonders if Brownie has hit the bottle after getting her answer about Tarzan  ???


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 06, 2009, 08:04:41 am
Lurks in

Smacks Newtown Fella around the head for not using the words lurks in, lurks out, feels sorry for Brownie and replaces the empty bottle with a full one.

Lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 06, 2009, 08:10:20 am
Lurks in

Puts an wakey drink by Brownie - raw eggs and cold milk.
Find my coke can - shake it - hmm I left some

Skulls it

Falls down on the floor by Brownie  ???


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: beaker on February 06, 2009, 09:28:04 pm
Lurks in and begins to eat the muffins.  Realises she needs a good cup of coffee to go with the yummy treats and lurks out in search of a good latte.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 07, 2009, 01:01:53 pm
Lurks in.

Puts spare emergency dragon egg incubator in the corner.  Hangs sign:  "Do not touch.  Dragons are like ducks.  They hatch and see you, you're their mama whether you want the job or not.  If ya don't know what you're doing you're going to get your butt set on fire.  Insurance doesn't cover dragon damage."

Lurks out.



Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: beaker on February 07, 2009, 02:01:11 pm
Lurks in sipping a now cold coffee.

Looks at the incubator and the ominous sign attached to it.  Decides she likes her own mobile icubator and goes and sits down to watch a soppy DVD.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: donquixotenz on February 07, 2009, 04:23:17 pm
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Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 07, 2009, 04:53:31 pm
Lurks in

Sees the dragon egg incubator.  Welly luvs dragons.  Goes to have a look.  Decides the dragons won't be fun until they hatch. Pats the cats and puts up a sign saying "Cats will not be dragon food".   Takes beakers soppy DVD out and uses it as a frisbee out the window, puts Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix on instead, sits down in the lazyboy, orders donq to get me pizza and coke, sits back with tv and dvd remote.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 09, 2009, 09:03:09 pm
Limps in

 :'(
Lovelee likes dragons too

Limps out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: TokGal on February 10, 2009, 09:16:38 am
Lurks in

Sees Welly has fallen asleep in lazyboy, takes remote and hides it, heh heh!

lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 10, 2009, 06:33:02 pm
Lurks in

Sees Welly has fallen asleep in lazyboy, takes pizza packaging and coke can and swap them for half a dozen cadbury chocolate wrappers and an empty bottle of bourbon.

Lurks out


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 10, 2009, 06:48:24 pm
Lurks in - rips the Mitsubishi Electric Comfortmaster Air Condtioner off the wall and lurks out again.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 10, 2009, 06:52:30 pm
Lurks in - rips the Mitsubishi Electric Comfortmaster Air Condtioner off the wall and lurks out again.

see ------ this is what happens to ya when u spend too much time in Auckland


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 10, 2009, 07:00:22 pm
PMSL....

What - the tendency to need Air Conditioners or the tendency to rip air conditioners off others walls and walk out the door with them?


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 10, 2009, 07:06:10 pm
the tendency to rip air conditioners off others walls and walk out the door with them

Im tempted to ask if you used to live in Sth Ak - but Id have my hand smacked by Justic  >:D


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 11, 2009, 12:19:27 am
Lurks back in - tries to re-attach the air-con but discovers it wont stay on the wall. Drags Dinning table over to the wall and sets the air-con upon it.
Rewires the air-con and flicks it on.



Regains consciousness 5 minutes later in the far corner.
Exstishies large-ish fire on the dinning table with the coke in the fridge.

Lurks out dazed.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 11, 2009, 04:54:07 pm
Lurks in

Puts fresh coke in the fridge, adds wine and beer.  Fills the fruit bowl with strawberries, grapes, apricots, peaches and plums.  Puts a chicken that I have seasoned with African seasoning in the oven to roast, peels the potatoes and carrots and puts peas and broccoli into separate pots ready to boil.  Leaves a note saying "Dinner will be served at 6.30"  Moves the dining table back to its place after magically repairing it.  Places Dazza's singed hair into an envelope and auctions it in the stupidity section of Trade Me.  Sits down in Lazyboy watching spongebob squarepants and waiting to start the next bit of cooking.



Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 11, 2009, 05:08:13 pm
Lurks in, plonks butt at the table, grabs knife and fork and starts singing "Food food - glorious food"

http://www.youtube.com/v/UdqrGJybsCQ&hl=en&fs=1


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 11, 2009, 05:39:13 pm
Lurks up from chair, puts duct tape over Dazza's mouth and ties him to the chair with a rope so he can't remove the tape, smirks, heads into the kitchen to see how the cooking is going


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 11, 2009, 06:27:57 pm
Walks into dining room, puts food on table, removes duct tape from Dazza's mouth, and yells DINNER IS READY



Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 11, 2009, 06:38:44 pm
Waahoo!!!
Food!
Amazing.... really really yummy... more so since I burnt the KFC last night...

Starts singing "Food food - glorious food" (with a month full) again.

http://www.youtube.com/v/AQsOcYF69AY&hl=en&fs=1


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 11, 2009, 07:56:04 pm
not very hungry  :-\


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Justic on February 11, 2009, 09:07:15 pm
Lurks in to see who is bad mouthing Souff Orklund

Makes a note in diary to put a spell on LL

See's Dazz with his biutt on the table...whoaaahhh big spell coming up for Dazz

Wishes he hadn't pinched air conditionerand lurks out to find a fannnnnnn.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: DazzaMc on February 12, 2009, 03:58:29 pm
Lurks out after stairing at his dinner for the past 18 odd hours.
The 14th helping just wont fit - no matter how I try.


Rapidly lurks back in mumberling about the hot sticky weather, grabs a cold beer from the fridge and lurks out again...


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Newtown-Fella on February 12, 2009, 10:28:39 pm
Lurks up from chair, puts duct tape over Dazza's mouth and ties him to the chair with a rope so he can't remove the tape, smirks, heads into the kitchen to see how the cooking is going


so you replaced Mr W with Dazza ?

no more cold butts I take it then ?


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: beaker on February 14, 2009, 08:12:08 am
Realises she's been in here for a week and not one person has said hello!  Also, she is a bit wiffy....  decides to go home and have a long bath.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: dragontamer on February 14, 2009, 12:53:03 pm
Lurks in.

Raids OSH certified Medical Cabinet.

 :o  Who used all the panadol???

sobs out looking for hangover cure


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 15, 2009, 04:28:56 pm
**lurks in**

feels like shit - eyes the lazyboy and crashes out -

(http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/2209/deprimetriste294230fr.gif)


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: k1w14ever on February 17, 2009, 10:03:24 am
lurks in, something smells, wondering around trying to find it.  Notices LL on the chair fast asleep with dribble coming out of her mouth.  Moves around and notcies Dazza tired up(each to there own).
an tell Welly been in as the smell is fresh food cooking.
Note to self to buy big screen tele with money from Mr Rudd to share with my kiwi family.
Grabs a beer and sits next to Dazza who is now trying to talk to me.  This is better than little kids playing in mud.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: wgtngirl on February 26, 2009, 09:40:14 am
Lurks in. Sees Lovelee, k1w1 and Dazza covered in cobwebs sound asleep.  Grabs a saucepan and metal spoon and starts hitting the saucepan to wake them up.  Tells them to go and clean up then they can come back and have coffee and home-made cinnamon and blueberry muffins.  Puts coffee pot on and flits around cleaning.


Title: Re: **Lurk Lurk**
Post by: Lovelee on February 27, 2009, 03:46:32 pm
Lurks in - all clean and cobweb free  :)

Sees Wellie messing around the stove, comments on the need to keep Daz away from the cooking area, he burns coffee!!  Hmm the place must smell great!

Lurks over to comfy chair.







LOL wellie - you know I cant walk proper yet!!  You made me jump and when I jumped I hurt my leg again!  But Im really appreciative of the muffins and coffee!!