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Title: DOGGIE STYLE HUMOUR Post by: donquixotenz on May 18, 2009, 09:29:51 am I've got 2 dogs.
I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Pak n Save the other day and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my d!ck and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. (http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss334/donquixotenz/soulfulldoggie.jpg) Stupid b!tch...why else would I buy dog food. Title: Re: DOGGIE STYLE HUMOUR Post by: donquixotenz on September 01, 2009, 08:54:33 am Ten pet peeves dog's have with humans... '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny.... not funny at all !!! -------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!! -------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home! -------------------------------------------- '6 ' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. -------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! -------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. --------------------------------------- '9 ' Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? --------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -------------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? Title: Re: DOGGIE STYLE HUMOUR Post by: Shef on September 01, 2009, 03:58:09 pm ;D
Title: Re: DOGGIE STYLE HUMOUR Post by: ssweetpea on December 24, 2009, 08:52:03 pm <img title="funny-pictures-cat-roasts-by-fire" src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-roasts-by-fire.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions" /> (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/23/funny-pictures-on-an-open-fire%e2%99%ab/)
see more Lolcats and funny pictures (http://icanhascheezburger.com) one of these days I'll figure out how to post these without having to save to the hard drive and up load to photobucket or getting that messy looking link Title: Re: DOGGIE STYLE HUMOUR Post by: donquixotenz on April 10, 2013, 08:40:48 am .....will have you in fits......[/color] http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=121117814749266&set=vb.313150198785409&type=2&theater Title: Re: DOGGIE STYLE HUMOUR Post by: donquixotenz on April 21, 2013, 08:02:12 am http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151557187650067&set=vb.562965066&type=2&theater (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151557187650067&set=vb.562965066&type=2&theater) |