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Title: Woman.
Post by: DazzaMc on March 07, 2009, 09:24:19 pm
Woman.

Does yours talk to much?

Like... sometimes it can take 2-3 minutes to get an answer to a simple question - or sometimes you never even arrive at the answer but you learn everything else about absolutely nothing along the way - shit you arent even interested in?
I've been pondering this for the past few years, trying to nut this one out. Is this typical?
 
And poor me - the little 7 year old woman is worse.
The 7 year old recited a whole episode of the Simpson's on the way home the other day - right from one end to the other!
It didn't even matter that we weren't listening, she was just talking just for the sake of talking.
I reckon it's some kind of genetic thing.....


Talking just for the sake of talking - now there's something I'll never get my head around.....

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Anyway - the woman and I joke about this but it's time for desperate measure's - I'm deleting all the music off her phone and computer and leaving just one song......


http://www.youtube.com/v/m3j9WEvbdC4&hl=en&fs=1


She will have to listen to that all week.
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If you don't hear from me by mid-week sometime then the woman probably ganged up so send someone around... lol.

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Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: DazzaMc on March 08, 2009, 08:24:27 pm
Gee guys - thanks for the help!!! lol.
 :-X


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Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: Lovelee on March 08, 2009, 10:44:44 pm
Daz I would ak my youngest SON what he did at school for the day - n he would shrug.
But he too could recite the Simpsons after watching one episode all the way through.

In regard to women talking, go with the flow - relax and wait till she finishes, politely and quietly  :D

U chose her and you already knew she talked too  much - and u cant change her - she wouldnt be the same woman if she changed  ;D


Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: bump head benny on March 09, 2009, 04:49:24 am
Appently females speak up to or over 20,000 words in a day while males can supposedly get by on about 2000 +. (all numbers are from memory so dont quote me aye.)
 ???


Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: Lovelee on March 09, 2009, 02:18:27 pm
Appently females speak up to or over 20,000 words in a day while males can supposedly get by on about 2000 +. (all numbers are from memory so dont quote me aye.)
 ???

You werent listening at the time  ;D


Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: Kiwithrottlejockey on March 25, 2009, 06:42:43 pm

NZ women's breasts getting bigger

NZPA | Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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MORE SUPPORT: Bendon figures show New Zealand
women's breasts are getting bigger.


New Zealand women are getting bigger breasts, with D cups and bigger accounting for nearly half of Bendon bras sold in New Zealand last year.

Though the C cup is still the most popular bra cup size, sales of D to J cup sizes have increased by 53 per cent over the past three years, compared to a 2 per cent increase in the sales figures of AA to C-cupped bras, according to Bendon figures.

The figures were calculated based on sales of Bendon, Fayreform and Elle Macpherson Intimate ranges of bras.

Fayreform "braologist" Carol Rashleigh had seen steady growth in breasts over more than two decades of helping women into fitting bras.

"More than 70 percent of women in New Zealand wear the wrong bra size or style, which can affect posture, cause back pain and lead to sagging breasts," she said.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/2267194/NZ-womens-breasts-getting-bigger


Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: Lovelee on March 25, 2009, 06:58:22 pm
Ive never seen a job advertisement for a braologist - MrL would apply  :dnbn


Title: Re: Woman.
Post by: DazzaMc on March 25, 2009, 10:28:07 pm
Go the boobies!!!!

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